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*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
I'm Ellen! 19. Science. Art. Spirituality. Vegetarian for 12 years. Weird.
KC->Denver
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help?
no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything in this house, by myself…..
I want to be beautiful for myself. Not for anyone or anything but for myself.
Sin of self-love possesseth all mine eye
And all my soul, and all my every part;
And for this sin there is no remedy,
It is so grounded inward in my heart.
Methinks no face so gracious is as mine,
No shape so true, no truth of such account;
And for myself mine own worth do define,
As I all other in all worths surmount.
But when my glass shows me myself indeed
Beated and chopp’d with tanned antiquity,
Mine own self-love quite contrary I read;
Self so self-loving were iniquity.
‘Tis thee, myself, that for myself I praise,
Painting my age with beauty of thy days.
I am trying to distract myself from writing this lab report. It’s my fault, I waited until the latest possible second. Although one of my brightest teachers once said, “the most intelligent students tend to procrastinate more often because they work best under stress”.
I believe this to be true for most, not always though.
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
i hate myself but i’m the only person allowed to hate me because i’m fucking spectacular
1. I actually like going to school. I get bored and lonely on my days off, so I enjoy seeing other people and talking to my friends. Also, I love learning new things and being challenged in hard classes.
2. My socks almost never match. For some reason I wash a pair and only one sock comes out of the dryer.
3. I take a nap everyday after school. It’s my favorite way to relax and gives me energy to do my homework.
4. I secretly love reality tv shows. Everything from survival show on National Geographic to The Millionaire Matchmaker.
5. I’m not afraid to poop in public places. The toilets are there for a reason and you got to go when you got to go.
6. I spend more time with my dog then I do with other people.
7. I have a tattoo of an elephant on my left hip.
8. I had fake nails for a few months this year but it ruined my nails.
9. I hate when my parents talk about not having money. It’s very depressing and makes me feel bad for all my medical bills.
10. I have two hermit crabs, named Kyle and Simba.
on average people sleep 1/3 of their life away but i’ve always considered myself an overachiever so i’m trying to sleep through my whole life
Today I have decided to teach myself how to hoop dance. I didn’t realize how difficult it would be, but its a lot of fun!
I better marry rich or make myself rich because my taste is way too expensive for the amount of money that isn’t in my bank account
